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Show me yo kids.



p r o f i l e


Name.  Claude Larkspleen | 新世 瞬
Age.  17
Gender.  Male
Height ▴ Weight.  5'7" ▴ 117lbs
Born.  November 11th—♏
House.  Ravenclaw
Year.  6th
Appearance.  Black hair and celadon green eyes. Chinese—Spanish features.

Personality
Intelligent . Composed . Indifferent . Extravagant . Underhanded . Tactless . Roguish . Domineering

▷  Default Setting: He doesn't always have damns to give, but when he does, he doesn't give them. Unless you are Zoey, then maybe he'll give like...2.6 damns. Everyone else, prepare to be antagonized.

▶  When Claude smiles, it's rarely a good sign. It's the Mr. Burns excellent smile—accompanied by a train wreck (one that you can't pin on him) elsewhere. A very mischievous individual, and maybe a bit non compos mentis, beneath his calm demeanor. Has a slight fixation with taking down the ministry because (1) it is the thing scraped out of a toilet someone just dumped in (2) he'd rather be the one in charge (3) hooray Big Brother. Due to his erratic yet introverted behavior (and the occasional snide remark), it's difficult for him to make friends. Deep deep down keep digging, he's a very caring person. Just has a funny way of showing it.
▶  As of late, he has become more sensitive and considerate towards others.

Likes  Dislikes
✓ rain, snow, and petrichor
✓ world domination

✗ hospitals—or anything that smells remotely like one
✗ homo sapiens

Miscellaneous
- Half-assed trilingual (English, Spanish, Chinese).
- Strong arms, low stamina.
- Needs to be strapped into an electric chair during haircuts. Otherwise, he'd probably murder the barber.
- Right eye might as well as be blind. Gaussian blurs everything to 80%.



History
Claude's mother was a pureblood witch and a jack-of-most-trades. Living the carpe diem philosophy, she had severe wanderlust and basically did everything and went everywhere before finally settling down with a placid ex-soccer player (for like two minutes then resumed wander-lusting). Occasionally, she returned home and gave Claude Spartan-esque intensive courses on Potions and Herbology, hoping he'd become a Healer when he grew up. Claude's mother was not exactly successful in her "home-schooling" as Claude became an avant-garde potions master—meaning he's good at it but prefers to experimentally blow stuff up. Claude's lack of aspirations and her spur-of-the-moment attempts to educate him strain their relationship.

With a frequently absent mother, Claude's father, the aforementioned ex-soccer player, became the dominant parent figure in Claude's life. His father was a gentle man, becoming a librarian after leaving professional soccer. He occasionally taught Claude a little literature but otherwise raised him on a free rein. This gave Claude plenty of freedom to discover himself, but also made him a very reclusive and independent child (with a penchant for blowing up things and trolling people).

Claude enjoyed letting his power run wild. He found it amusing when strange things happened as a result of his latent magic. At the age of 11, he received a letter to Hogwarts. And thus, this moody-broody adolescent child was eventually released into a sea of magical pubescent kids before he even had chest hair. Frankly, even if they don't show it, his parents are rather concerned about his emotional welfare. However, they're uncertain if they should leave him to develop on his own or guide him because, like most parents, they have little idea what's going on with their kid.

Family
Qiān Yè Shun | 千夜 瞬 (mother)                              Cayo Larkspleen (father)



s o r c e r y


Spells
Evanesco . Geminio . Yaoqing . Expulso . Wushengxu . Expelliarmus

Core.  Dragon Heartstrings        Length.  13 ¼"       Wood.  Ebony        Flexibility.  Unyielding

Electives.  Alchemy . Apparition                             Extra Curricular.  Earth Magic . Ghoul Studies



Relationships
Updating... Forgot some ( _; ´ ◇`)_

{R} Zoey [BFF] ▴ He values her opinion, sometimes even above his own. Cares about her very much but tries very hard not to show it. And since she's his best friend, he tends to drag her into his crazy plansssss that could get the duo in boiling hot water.
{G} Queen Amy [Her Majesty the QUACK] ▴ Crazy people attract. She has very little regard for his welfare and drags him around like a sack of potatoes, which can be both amusing and distressing.
{R} Sorafin [...] ▴ She has issues. But she won't tell him. And that makes him a little pushy. Which makes her cry. Which freaks him out. And things get awkward.
{R} Liz [Untrollable Dom] ▴ Oh ho ho ho. She's a good one. NEVER, in his life, has he EVER met someone so equally astute. Can't seem to get a good grip around her brain so he's just gonna let her run the show. Can't win this.
{S} Satan Queen [Pipsqueak] ▴ Would probably stuff his head facefirst into the earth if he pissed her off enough.
{H} Lilia [Lab Rabbit] ▴ Can't pronounce her name so he calls her "Lilia". Perfect subject for his psychological experiments—mild-mannered and frail. A little fond. But made her cry. Consecutively. Four times. "It's not my fault. She just cries easily."

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:iconshiroegi:
Shiroegi Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
prii-- how can you even--
everytime i see him you already revamped her gdi
sTAHP
also whispers wanna rp
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pryiore Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
You will always be seinbab to me
:iconsimbaplz: <3 <3 <3

So you never tire of his bore face-
always open bruh. note?
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:iconp-noodlez:
P-Noodlez Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg no stop making him so awesome okay, he just keeps evolving, 
just 
shtop
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
:iconhadespervplz:
n e v e r
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:iconp-noodlez:
P-Noodlez Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you did it again didn't you?
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
no idea what you're talking about
:iconeheblushplz:
shhh no he has never changed
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:iconp-noodlez:
P-Noodlez Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i never said the word "changed" :iconparhideplz:
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
ワ ') - . . .sweats bullets
:iconfealsplz:
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:iconp-noodlez:
P-Noodlez Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HA YEAH GOT YOU :iconintensifiesplz:
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Nikae Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015   Digital Artist
Claude keeps getting cooler looking :iconlazycryplz:

Claude....//pushes Zoey towards him// Just, get it over with, it's inevitable. :iconomgcryplz:
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pryiore Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
:iconbatmanderpplz:
//peers at the title

:iconkissykissycatplz:
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015   Digital Artist
Oh yeah, one more thing. I noticed that Claude's hair is parted differently... does that mean he can see out of his good eye now??? :iconpad1plz:
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
:iconehesmileplz:
Perhaps.
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015   Digital Artist
You can make him as much of a loser as you can and I'd still find him cool :iconomgcryplz:
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oh lawd... that cat icon is disturbing lmao
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framedbones Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no a creative, I am in love
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
//snorts xD
wap no no you're mistaking it for intrigued disgust--
:iconcagegagaplz:
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:iconframedbones:
framedbones Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
lmfao! Incredible, perfect child
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014   Digital Artist
lol another Claude revamp! :iconsocute-plz:
asdfghjkl I keep saying I'm gonna revamp Zoey's app art... but I never do ;;u;;
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pryiore Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
//tick tock plays in the distance
Don't stop makin' art~
Revamps blowin' up my fart~
:iconfangirlspazzplz:
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:iconfeathery-blue-otaku:
feathery-blue-otaku Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this guy's parents XDDD
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pryiore Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Parenting 101
This guy's parents edition
Dad: Honey. The baby is hungry.
Mom: There's a pack of ramen in the garage.
Dad: //accidentally drops kid as he stands up//
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.
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Dad: Scream 
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feathery-blue-otaku Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
beautiful XD

Ramennnnnnnnnn!
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Kaistellations Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everytime I come back to look at his app

His re-vamp

Just

Gets

Better.

:icongtthplz:
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
The process of evolution:
From ape to human-esque creature.
:iconehesmileplz:

And I see you've changed up your coloring as well~
:icondokisplz:
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Kaistellations Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icondesusenpaiplz:amazing~

More like gone back to the dark ages :iconsopsplz:
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:iconlautte:
lautte Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
intense screaming instant noodles omfg
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
// PTERODACTYL SCREECHING //
scream 
Ye liek em instant noodles? Eh? Eh? //winkwonks @ Alexander the Great
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lautte Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
LMAO
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014   Digital Artist
:iconcuriosityplz: Instant...noodles??

not the icon I was going for... but that will do. lol
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
Haha. Because of his Chinese name meaning - Instant New World.
:iconehesmileplz:
Instant decisions. Light Yagami mode.
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014   Digital Artist
How you Chinese? :iconimdoneplz:
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
M A G I C
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014   Digital Artist
asdfghjklkjhgfdsa MAGIC! :iconimdoneplz:
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Epic-ErikaPhobia Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Wow claude. Getting kinda old there :icondidyoujustplz:

Can I be in your harem :iconlazeplz: //HIT
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pryiore Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Adult wanna scare y'all off or anything... :iconehesmileplz: Bald dis guy is pedobird in disgui-- o-<--<
Yes. Come join the harem.:iconlazyinviteplz: Note or skype? v u v
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Shiroegi Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL these are so much revamps Cah-
but still he looks more awesome with every one you do :icontouchplz:
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
I could say the same for your lovely Marie (//v\\) She keeps getting prettier and younger ahahah-- o-<---<
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Shiroegi Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah- she's benjamin button :iconweepplz:
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OoNekoPandaoO Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Student
Lol, Claude's getting "cooler" every revamp XD//cus he's white as snow and there's a snowflake-- ok I'll stop now
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
LAWL STAHP. I'M GONNA BURST AN AB.
:iconlaughsplz:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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OoNekoPandaoO Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Student
OH OH OH "YEAR VI ✦ Takes trolling up to eleven. Egg gone bad. Gate of friendship has closed for the most part." Does this mean that Claude is starting to ice-solate himself? XD
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
LMAO

PFT- yes ( v u v ) Icy a very serious problem here. This cold go very badly-- //thud
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OoNekoPandaoO Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Student
Ahahahaha punny, veeery punny~ XD
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Usamimi-kun Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014   Digital Artist
Claude u bishie snowflake :iconuhuhuhuplz:
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
:iconnakatsuspitplz:
Bishie? What bishe?
//squints around
. . .
//sees Spinel's app

Oh.
Yeah. I see the bishie.
v u v
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Youkai-Meimi Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Wow!! he's paler then me!! And I'm as white as snow//shot
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
:iconpapmingplz:
He's barely breathing love v u v
You're as healthy as olaf the carrot-nosed snowma- //killed
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Youkai-Meimi Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD
nah just a pale red head 
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XxDillPicklexX Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Professional
son u lookin a little pale there //shines the sun on him

one day I will meet this hottie k :iconlazeblushplz:
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
Popcorn 2 (Meme) //watches as he shrivels to dust

pft- can that day be two-day? XD //shot shot
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