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Show me yo kids.


    ➲  c h a r a c t e r

        Name.  Claude Larkspleen | 新世 瞬—Shin Se Shun
        Age.  16
        Gender.  Male
        Height / Weight.  170 cm | 5.6 ft
        Bornday.  November 11th—♏
        House.  Rabencawcaws
        Year.  6th
        Ethnicity.  Spanish | Chinese

    Personality.
        □  Determined.  Has a lot of crazy ideas flapping around in his head, which gets him into a lot of hot water but he's not gonna stop. The dark lord shall rise again before he stops.
        □  Intelligent.  He has a great memory, but only bothers to retain information that interest him. Names, for instance, are a bore. Will assign random names to people if he forgets. "Stranger, thy name is Billy."
        □  Passionate.  You'd assume he has no interest in life what-so-ever and is destined to lead the life of a recluse NEET but this guy loves music, magical creatures, and explosives. Also has a thing for taking down the Ministry of Magic.
        □  Calm.  He will calmly bleed to death. Claude can keep a cool head most of the time. Very quiet and polite in tone, but the attitude is just blargh.
        □  Patient.  Feels that he has nothing better to do anyways so he has no problem with waiting. Takes his slow ass time with everything. Sometimes people can't really hear him speak, but he'll patiently repeat his words like a broken record until they do.

        ■  Apathetic.  Claude's default personality. Rolls along with anything. Everyone is more or less just a character in a Shakespeare play. You're either a troll victim or an obstacle ( pick one ).
        ■  Stubborn.  Hates having to admit he's wrong and will simply try to weasel his way out of admitting it. A bit pretentious, often acting as if he is on the higher moral ground.
        ■  Underhanded.  Has no qualms about lying. Or cheating. Or pitting people's greatest weakness against them.
        ■  Deceptive.  Loopholes a lot. Takes the round-about way when telling people trivial information.
        ■  Passive-aggressive.  Snide remarks. Sarcasm. Euphemisms. Trolls people. A lot. ( ≖ _≖) "Did you try turning it on and off?" "It's a broomstick, Claude." "It's voice activated then. Try Siri."
        ■  Proud.  With an ego bigger than Kim Kardashian's booty. But he's proud about all the wrong things, so normal insults just kinda boink off his thick skull. A bit domineering and prefers to be the one in charge. 
     
    Likes. Dislikes.
        ✓ SHAKESPEARE
        ✓ rain
        ✓ ultra spicy food
        ✓ tea (Earl Grey)
        ✓ calming, repetitive sounds
        ✓ magical creatures
        ✓ soccer "FOOTBALL"

        ✗ HOSPITALS
        ✗ typical things that recluse NEETs hate (e.g. light, noises, disruptions) 
        ✗ insects
        ✗ cats
        ✗ crying girls


    ➲  b a c k g r o u n d 


Wealth.  Upper Middle class
Mother.  [witch] ➌➑ 将来 瞬 | Wei-Lai Shun | Tiger Mom | The KUNG-FU fighting, ramen brewing, wand-crafting, momma who ships Claude's ass off to summer school every summer break. Constantly dotes on Claude when he's home (by doting, I mean threateningly chasing after him with bamboo sticks). Buys all his school robes in the Walmart Halloween section—explains why he never wears it.
Father.  [Muggle] ➍➏ Cayo Larkspleen | Low Expectations Spanish Father | The philosophical thinking, Spanish speaking, soccer kicking, book shelving papa who has his nose in a book 99% of his time and seems incapable of speaking in complex sentences.
History.  
.  Claude was raised in Spain—Muggle style. His mother was an oriental wandcrafter as well as a herbalist. Despite being the greatest underachiever to ever exist on the planet, she expected GREAT things from Claude and often has to hit him with chanclas because he is disappoint. Since herbs and potions are a Shun specialty, Wei-Lai constantly trained him in the art of advanced potion brewing. All this Spartan-esque training has made Claude some kind of avant-garde potions prodigy (meaning he's good @ it, but prefers to blow stuff up). To the relief of Claude, she has severe wanderlust and never stays home for more than an hour.

.  His Muggle father—on the other hand—was a chill kind of dad who taught Claude a lot of book things then let him do his own thing. As a librarian, Claude's father usually read, checked out, or shelved books. Since Claude was a bookworm himself, he would often help his father in the library by carrying books around and reading in his down time. Never underestimate the weight of books—their weight gave Claude super strong arms. Claude was very fond of his father, even though they rarely spoke to one another: Halcyon days where the two communicated through subtle smiles and brief glances. Halcyon days over when Mom came home and the house turned into a boot camp. And so his tween years were filled with on and off peace and hardcore potion training.

.  Prior to Hogwarts, Claude attended a Muggle school. He was a generally antisocial person and avoided conversation when he could, obtaining most of his social skills from books and Tumblr. For a while, he served as his school's punch bag—a past experience that has made him nice and firm like a 110-pound cold turkey. After 11 years of mundane life, Claude finally received a letter from Hogwarts and waved ta-ta to his Muggle life. His mother, squealing with happiness, crafted him a wand as a parting gift and responsibly dropped him off at the Hogwarts express before running off for some mahjong. "Son. Just know that me and Cayo are proud of you. Oh look at the time- 麻将时间道了!"


    ➲  m a g i c


    Spells.
        □  Avis.  Conjures a flock of birds (ravens in Claude’s case).
        □  Oppungno (point).  Directs objects or individuals to attack a certain target (Claude pairs this with Avis).
        □  Accio.  Summons objects (he mostly uses this to get books without getting up).
        □  Expulso.  Blows things up (blowing things up is fun okay).
        □  Episkey.  Heals minor injuries (useful, since he has the tendency to blow up half of his face in potions class).
        □  Silencio.  Silences the victim (when chatty people start to annoy him).

    Wand.

   (Handmade by his mother.)
        ■  Core.  Phoenix Feather
        ■  Length.  10 ¼ inches
        ■  Wood.  Ebony
        ■  Flex.  Supple

    Classes.  
        ■  Strengths.  Potions . Herbology . History of Magic
        ■  Weaknesses.  Muggle Studies . Flying . Divination
        ■  Average.  DADA . Charms . Transfiguration . Astronomy
        ■  Electives.  Alchemy . Care of Magical Creatures
        ■  Extra.  Muggle Music . Ghoul Studies


    ➲  m i s c.

  • Hates all forms of physical activity. He has low stamina. Surprisingly, he has strong arms because he often helped his father carry loads of books in the library. 
  • He never takes out his textbooks in class because he has them memorized.
  • Spanish accent thickens when he's nervous or lying. If it's really serious, he'll just lapse into Spanish completely. Knows a bit of French because Spanish and French are similar.
  • He can internet. And I mean he can really internet.
  • Has absolutely no sense of personal space. He'll be all up in your face breathing your CO2.
  • Showers with his clothes on. All those other people who shower naked are pure weirdos.
  • 5 minutes in the sun and his skin gets owned.
  • You know that one kid in class whose hands always feel like they've been stuck in a freezer for 6 hours when everybody else is hot and sweaty? Yeah. Das Claude.
  • One really good eye and one really bad eye (Gaussian blur everything to 80%).
  • Hippogriff repellent. They part before him like the red sea before Moses— This makes him want to cry because he loves 'em.
  • He only shakes hands with people he considers friends. And he's very serious about it too. Do not offer to shake his hand if you've just met him or he'll stare at it until you withdraw.
  • Bothers to get good grades in Herbology to pursue his dream career of being a Magizoologist. If that career fails, he'll become a dragon-importing crime boss.

B R O H A R E M

    Contact.
        ☑ n o t e s
        ☑ s k y p e ( note me for it plz ; v ; )

( ಥ⌣ಥ) You know you want to be in the harem //shot
//wants to meet everybody's kids
//slow ass replier with the memory capacity of 1 kilobyte

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:iconshiroegi:
Shiroegi Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
prii-- how can you even--
everytime i see him you already revamped her gdi
sTAHP
also whispers wanna rp
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
You will always be seinbab to me
:iconsimbaplz: <3 <3 <3

So you never tire of his bore face-
always open bruh. note?
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P-Noodlez Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg no stop making him so awesome okay, he just keeps evolving, 
just 
shtop
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
:iconhadespervplz:
n e v e r
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Nikae Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Claude keeps getting cooler looking :iconlazycryplz:

Claude....//pushes Zoey towards him// Just, get it over with, it's inevitable. :iconomgcryplz:
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pryiore Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
:iconbatmanderpplz:
//peers at the title

:iconkissykissycatplz:
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Oh yeah, one more thing. I noticed that Claude's hair is parted differently... does that mean he can see out of his good eye now??? :iconpad1plz:
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
:iconehesmileplz:
Perhaps.
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
You can make him as much of a loser as you can and I'd still find him cool :iconomgcryplz:
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oh lawd... that cat icon is disturbing lmao
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framedbones Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no a creative, I am in love
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
//snorts xD
wap no no you're mistaking it for intrigued disgust--
:iconcagegagaplz:
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:iconframedbones:
framedbones Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
lmfao! Incredible, perfect child
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
lol another Claude revamp! :iconsocute-plz:
asdfghjkl I keep saying I'm gonna revamp Zoey's app art... but I never do ;;u;;
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pryiore Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
//tick tock plays in the distance
Don't stop makin' art~
Revamps blowin' up my fart~
:iconfangirlspazzplz:
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feathery-blue-otaku Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this guy's parents XDDD
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pryiore Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Parenting 101
This guy's parents edition
Dad: Honey. The baby is hungry.
Mom: There's a pack of ramen in the garage.
Dad: //accidentally drops kid as he stands up//
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.
.
Dad: Scream 
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feathery-blue-otaku Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
beautiful XD

Ramennnnnnnnnn!
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Kaistellations Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everytime I come back to look at his app

His re-vamp

Just

Gets

Better.

:icongtthplz:
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pryiore Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
The process of evolution:
From ape to human-esque creature.
:iconehesmileplz:

And I see you've changed up your coloring as well~
:icondokisplz:
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Kaistellations Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icondesusenpaiplz:amazing~

More like gone back to the dark ages :iconsopsplz:
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:iconlautte:
lautte Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
intense screaming instant noodles omfg
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
// PTERODACTYL SCREECHING //
scream 
Ye liek em instant noodles? Eh? Eh? //winkwonks @ Alexander the Great
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lautte Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
LMAO
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
:iconcuriosityplz: Instant...noodles??

not the icon I was going for... but that will do. lol
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
Haha. Because of his Chinese name meaning - Instant New World.
:iconehesmileplz:
Instant decisions. Light Yagami mode.
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
How you Chinese? :iconimdoneplz:
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:iconpryiore:
pryiore Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
M A G I C
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:iconnikae:
Nikae Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
asdfghjklkjhgfdsa MAGIC! :iconimdoneplz:
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Epic-ErikaPhobia Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Wow claude. Getting kinda old there :icondidyoujustplz:

Can I be in your harem :iconlazeplz: //HIT
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pryiore Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Adult wanna scare y'all off or anything... :iconehesmileplz: Bald dis guy is pedobird in disgui-- o-<--<
Yes. Come join the harem.:iconlazyinviteplz: Note or skype? v u v
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Shiroegi Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL these are so much revamps Cah-
but still he looks more awesome with every one you do :icontouchplz:
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
I could say the same for your lovely Marie (//v\\) She keeps getting prettier and younger ahahah-- o-<---<
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:iconshiroegi:
Shiroegi Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah- she's benjamin button :iconweepplz:
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OoNekoPandaoO Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Student
Lol, Claude's getting "cooler" every revamp XD//cus he's white as snow and there's a snowflake-- ok I'll stop now
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
LAWL STAHP. I'M GONNA BURST AN AB.
:iconlaughsplz:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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OoNekoPandaoO Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Student
OH OH OH "YEAR VI ✦ Takes trolling up to eleven. Egg gone bad. Gate of friendship has closed for the most part." Does this mean that Claude is starting to ice-solate himself? XD
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
LMAO

PFT- yes ( v u v ) Icy a very serious problem here. This cold go very badly-- //thud
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OoNekoPandaoO Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Student
Ahahahaha punny, veeery punny~ XD
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Usamimi-kun Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014   Digital Artist
Claude u bishie snowflake :iconuhuhuhuplz:
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
:iconnakatsuspitplz:
Bishie? What bishe?
//squints around
. . .
//sees Spinel's app

Oh.
Yeah. I see the bishie.
v u v
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Youkai-Meimi Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Wow!! he's paler then me!! And I'm as white as snow//shot
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
:iconpapmingplz:
He's barely breathing love v u v
You're as healthy as olaf the carrot-nosed snowma- //killed
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Youkai-Meimi Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD
nah just a pale red head 
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XxDillPicklexX Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Professional
son u lookin a little pale there //shines the sun on him

one day I will meet this hottie k :iconlazeblushplz:
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
Popcorn 2 (Meme) //watches as he shrivels to dust

pft- can that day be two-day? XD //shot shot
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XxDillPicklexX Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Professional
... well that happened //looks at dust 


pfft, bb, for you it can be any day :iconlazeplz:
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
:iconduudewtf: Dem blasted vampires are at it again. //gets out stakes and pitchforks

:iconmingplz: How does skype sound?
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XxDillPicklexX Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Professional
//pulls out machete since only way to kill vamp is decapitation

skype sounds lovely :iconlazeplz:

my name be dill-chan
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pryiore Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
:iconmegustaplz: I'm likin' the direction this comment thread is goin'-- //staked
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XxDillPicklexX Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Professional
yes yes we can be vampire hunting bros 5 ever :iconhhhhplz:
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